Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Who Was Better in Bed: Brad Pitt or Ben Affleck?
Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Who Was Better in Bed: Brad Pitt or Ben Affleck?
Gwyneth Paltrow is playing the comparison game. She went on Alex Cooper’s Call Her Daddy podcast and inexplicably answered some pretty personal questions.
Well, what do you expect from a woman who markets a candle that smells like…well. You know.
The Goop founder compared Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck and revealed Affleck was “technically better in bed”.
But apparently Pitt is the better actor.
OK?
If you remember, Gwyneth dated Brad from 1994 to 1997 when they broke off their engagment.
She was 24 and thought she was too young to tie the know.
She went on to date Ben for two years.
So back to the between the sheets convo:
When asked who was better in the sack she said:
“That’s really hard…Because Brad was like the major chemistry love of your life at the time. And then Ben was like technically excellent…I can’t believe my daughter’s listening to this.”
YEAH NEITHER CAN WE.
Then Cooper asked her who was the better actor:
“They’re both so talented. And Ben is a great writer and director…But I guess I would probably have to say acting alone, Brad. Because if you think of all the different roles that he’s done.”
Gwyneth also said Brad Pitt had better style and was more romantic, but Ben made her laugh.
And just in case you were wondering, both were great kissers.
Gwyneth married Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and the two were married for 13 years before divorcing. Or as she put it: Consciously uncoupled.
The two are parents to Apple, 18, and Moses, 17.
Gwyneth is now married to producer Brad Falchuk.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez married in November.
And Brad Pitt is dating.
14 Super Snobby Things Gwyneth Paltrow Has Said Over the Years
1. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”
Gwyneth said at the iTunes Festival in July 2011. Um, spray cheese is the stuff of Gods. Your loss.
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2. “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”
She shared this nugget with Elle UK in March 2009. I mean, REALLY? This makes me regret buying her cookbook before I knew better.
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3. "I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup."
NY Daily News, 2005
That’s just extreme, GP. What about regular soup? Beefaroni?
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4. "Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me."
NY Rock, November, 2001. Imagine thinking this. Then SAYING IT. And having a platform to say it? AND THEN FOUNDING YOUR OWN BEAUTY WEBSITE.
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5. "I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don't talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties."
The Guardian, January 2006
This from a charlatan who founded a company that encourages women to steam their undercarriages. OK, Gywneth.
6. "I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading."
The Guardian, January 2006
Reason No. 3,458,210 I would rather let my kid hang out with Woody Allen than spend an evening with this woman.
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7. "Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status."
The Guardian, January 2006
Again, with this woman pontificating on something she has no right to comment on. NO WONDER Reese looks like she’d rather be at a colonoscopy!
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8. "Every woman can make time [to work out] — every woman — and you can do it with your baby in the room. There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work."
Press Association, July 2010. OK, why does anyone put up with this? Or her?
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9. "I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extramarital affairs."
The Daily Mail, September 2011
Congratulations, Gwyneth. What are we supposed to do with this information. Fun fact: she was married when she met her now-husband, Brad. But I will not judge. I will NOT judge.
10 . "When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it's like, 'No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?'"
Elle, September 2011
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11. "Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?"
Her last meal. Very relatable, Gwyneth. Very relatable. (Also, why would you drink like a fish? What STRESS ARE YOU UNDER?)
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12. "I'll never forget it. I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say, 'You have the answers. You are your teacher.' I thought I was having an auditory hallucination."
Everytime you open your mouth, I think I AM HAVING an auditory illusion. But then I realize I am not and I want to hurl myself off the red rocks.
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13. “You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanizing thing,” she said. “It’s almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing …"
Poor baby. Imagine. People holding you to the fire because what comes out of your mouth is a trash heap of nonsense.
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14. “We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.”
BOOORING. Who talks about politics at dinner parties? Are you insane? Last time this happened at my house, no one spoke to my uncle for a year.
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