Gwyneth’s Goopy Gift List Includes a $425 Dog Poo Bag and and Napkins You Definitely Won’t Use at Thanksgiving Dinner!
This, my friends, is my reason for living.
Not because I like it, but because it reminds me how INSUFFERABLE this woman is, and how she’s completely capitalized on become totally unrelatable.
I swear, there are times during the year I’m like “Oh, Gwyneth isn’t so bad!” Then this comes out and sets my world straight again.
Christ on a CROSS with this list.
Here’s the whole shebang.
But the highlights?
She manages to top her “This Smells Like My *****” candle with these “everyday” items.