Bob & LBF in the Morning

Bob & LBF in the Morning

Bob & LBF in the Morning

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Gift Guide is Out of Touch - Again!

Gwyneth’s Goopy Gift List Includes a $425 Dog Poo Bag and and Napkins You Definitely Won’t Use at Thanksgiving Dinner!

Goopy McGoopface Gwyneth Paltrow has unleashed her unrealistic Goopy Gift List for the holiday season.

This, my friends, is my reason for living.

Not because I like it, but because it reminds me how INSUFFERABLE this woman is, and how she’s completely capitalized on become totally unrelatable.

I swear, there are times during the year I’m like “Oh, Gwyneth isn’t so bad!” Then this comes out and sets my world straight again.

Christ on a CROSS with this list.

Here’s the whole shebang.

But the highlights?

She manages to top her “This Smells Like My *****” candle with these “everyday” items.

Happy Holidays?

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