Dog Eats $4000 in Cash and You Won’t Believe What One Couple Did To Get It Back

Dog Eats $4000 in Cash

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A couple in Pittsburgh freaked out after their dog ate $4,000 in cash they'd just withdrawn from the bank.

Clayton and Carrie Law had a new fence put in last month, and the workers wanted to be paid in cash.  So Clayton went to the bank and took out $4,000.

Yup.

The money muncher is a seven-year-old Goldendoodle named Cecil.

Cecil used to be trusted. I guess he doesn't usually doesn't chew stuff up.

"This dog, I swear to God, has never touched anything in his life," Carrie tells Pittsburgh City Paper. "I used to go to Salem's and bring home a salad with lamb on it and leave it sitting out, and he wouldn't even touch it."

But all those Benjamins were too yummy to spare, apparently.

"Suddenly Clayton yelled to me, 'Cecil's eating $4,000!!!!!' I thought, 'I cannot be hearing that.' I almost had a heart attack," Carrie told the paper.

The good news is they managed to get most of it back.  The bad news is HOW they got it back.

WORSE? They had to wash it all off THEN put the money together like tiny puzzle pieces.

The bank told them this isn't that uncommon, and they'd replace any of the bills as long as the serial numbers were still visible.  So Clayton and Carrie got to work.

"Over the next few days, Clayton got to work collecting Cecil's yard deposits, and he and Carrie sifted through them, picking out every tiny scrap they could find. "There we are at the utility sink," she says, "washing this shitty money, yelling 'Yay! Yes! We got one!' It smelled so bad," she told the paper.

I had a dog named Molly who used to eat socks and pantyhose and had to have about $4000 worth of operations over the years to free them from her intestines. I thought that was bad.

Cecil is fine, by the way.

Here's the instastory:

Calmest Dog Breeds: Top 5 Chill Dog Breeds So You Can Just Relax

If you're the type of person who prefers Netflix over nature, and napping over hiking, then you, my friend, need a calm, chill dog in your life. Trust me; it's the best idea since retractable leashes (Actually, I hate those things. But you get the point.)

First off, imagine this: you're on your comfy couch, wrapped in a blanket burrito, binge-watching your favorite show. A calm dog, we'll call him "Snoozer," is right there beside you, snoring in perfect harmony with your show's soundtrack. You don't have to worry about outdoor adventures or epic treks; you and Snoozer are a match made in heaven.

Here's the scoop: Snoozer doesn't demand 5 a.m. hikes or wild, muddy playdates. He prefers 5 more minutes of sleep, and so do you. Together, you're a duo committed to the art of relaxation. No running marathons, just marathon movie nights. No chasing squirrels, just chasing that last piece of pizza.

But it gets even better. Calm dogs like Snoozer have mastered the "puppy eyes" technique. When you're feeling too lazy to cook, they flash those big, soulful eyes, and voila! You order takeout again, and Snoozer gets his own side of fries.

And let's not forget the exercise routine. With a chill dog, your daily workout consists of belly rubs and fetch games that usually end with both of you napping on the floor. Plus, no more outdoor adventures means fewer ticks, fleas, and mud-stained floors. Your white carpet thanks you.

Having a calm, chill dog is the ultimate life hack for the lazy and proud. No epic adventures, no guilt about missing hikes, just cozy moments, a relaxing vibe, and the perfect partner for your laid-back lifestyle. So, go ahead and embrace the chill side of life – Snoozer will be right there with you, snoring in solidarity.

Here are the top 5 calmest dog breeds, according to StudyFinds.com.

French Bulldogs are renowned for their calm demeanor, making them an ideal choice for a tranquil lifestyle. Their easygoing and affectionate nature lends itself to relaxed companionship, perfect for lazy afternoons on the couch. These small, but content dogs don't require vigorous exercise, making them a superb match for those who prefer a more laid-back approach to pet ownership. "The American Kennel Club’s second most popular dog breed in the U.S. Considered to be easygoing best friends for seniors, children and apartment dwellers, they’re goofy, smart, devoted, and crave attention from their humans. Oh, and those ears,” writes Daily Paws.

 Cavaliers are excellent choices for a relaxing lifestyle, as they are naturally calm and affectionate dogs. Their friendly and docile temperament makes them wonderful companions for quiet moments at home. With their silky ears and gentle nature, they'll happily snuggle up with you and enjoy a tranquil life together.

St. Bernards make for a very chill dog breed due to their gentle and easygoing nature. Their large size and calm temperament make them excellent companions for those who prefer a laid-back lifestyle. Plus, their fluffy coats and affectionate demeanor make them perfect for cuddling on lazy afternoons.

St. Bernards make for a very chill dog breed due to their gentle and easygoing nature. Their large size and calm temperament make them excellent companions for those who prefer a laid-back lifestyle. Plus, their fluffy coats and affectionate demeanor make them perfect for cuddling on lazy afternoons. “Fitting nicknames for the St. Bernard include Gentle Giant, Patient Pup, and Cuddly Canine,” describes PureWow.