Would You Pay $10,000 For a Potty?
Ten Thousand Dollar Toilet? So I’m in the market for a toilet. We’re updating a HIDEOUS bathroom in my house – the one we all use upstairs. Currently, there’s duct-tape…

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – JANUARY 05: The Kohler Numi 2.0 smart toilet is displayed during a press event for CES 2020 at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center on January 5, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The USD 10,000 toilet features LED lights, automatic seat, bidet and is scheduled to be available for purchase later this year. CES, the world’s largest annual consumer technology trade show, runs from January 7-10 and features about 4,500 exhibitors showing off their latest products and services to more than 170,000 attendees.
(Photo by David Becker/Getty Images)Ten Thousand Dollar Toilet?
So I'm in the market for a toilet. We're updating a HIDEOUS bathroom in my house - the one we all use upstairs. Currently, there's duct-tape covering an exposed part of the shower wall. The tiles fell off. It's bad.
Anyway, I went to Splash in Newton, were you can find any sink, faucet, shower, bath and commode you ever dreamed of. But when I walked around the corner: THERE IT WAS
The Koehler Numi 2.0
This is the Beyoncé of toilets. It doesn't just sit there; it's got more features than a Swiss Army knife. The seat? Heated. Your derrière will think it's on vacation in the tropics. Need to flush? A mere wave of your royal hand does the trick – no buttons, no levers, just magic. No need for scratchy toilet paper – a gentle stream of water takes care of business. And after that refreshing cleanse, why not let the toilet blow-dry your tush? It's the spa day you never knew you needed. Oh, and did I mention the ambient lighting? It's like a disco in your bathroom. Feeling fancy? The Numi 2.0 even has a foot warmer. Yep, your feet get the VIP treatment too. It's the throne of the future – where every bathroom break is an experience, and your tush lives its best life.
It's also $10,000.
So how did we get here?
Well, there was the outhouse. Back then, a trip to the loo meant braving the elements and hoping the neighbor's cow didn't sneak a peek. Ah, the good ol' days.
Fast forward to the 18th century, and we've got the dawn of the flushing toilet, thanks to the genius mind of Alexander Cummings.
Suddenly, you could wave goodbye to those embarrassing chamber pots and say hello to a more civilized bathroom experience.
A true game-changer.
Hold your horses; the real revolution was yet to come. Enter Sir Thomas Crapper in the 19th century.
No, that's not a joke – the man's actual last name was Crapper.
He's the unsung hero who popularized the flushing toilet and made bathroom breaks a little less, well, crappy.
Through the decades, past disco balls and shoulder pads, straight into the 21st century.
Now we're at the 10,000-dollar wonder – the touchless toilet.
But what about the $400 basic toilet – the unsung hero of bathrooms? Sure, you have to summon the courage to flush it yourself, but hey, it gets the job done without burning a hole in your pocket. No fancy foot warmer or disco lights, but it's reliable, straightforward, and won't make you question your life choices every time you look at your bank statement.
That's the one I'll get. Because flushing money down the toilet isn't part of the new bathroom plan.
The Top 9 Biggest Reasons Your Love Life Is In The Toilet
A new survey asked people what has contributed to their failed relationships . . . and asked them to check all that apply.
A couple as beautiful as Tom and Gisele weren’t built to last
On paper you would think that a beautiful power couple like Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen would be built to last. I mean after all, weren’t they made for each other? Both at the top of their game literally.
Sacked
Even after having Super Bowl rings and beautiful children gorgeous houses and fan beyond belief they were still unable to stay together
What chance do mere mortals like us have if they can’t make it for the long run?
It’s not easy to find your long term partner
In these days of multiple dating apps and bars and breweries on every corner one would think that finding your soulmate would be a lot easier than ever before. We wonder if it is almost too easy to find someone to date because of the easy availability of potential partners.
Too many options?
In these days of multiple dating apps and bars and breweries on every corner one would think that finding your soulmate would be a lot easier than ever before. We wonder if it is almost too easy to find someone to date because of the easy availability of potential partners.
But finding a long lasting relationship may be harder because of these same factors. It’s just like anything else if it’s too easy to move on then you probably will.
Survey says!
A recent survey asked single people in the dating world why they have recently broke up with someone. The answers were numerous, for this we have narrowed it down to the nine biggest reasons relationships were ended.
9. Being Too Messy - 25%
Nobody likes to live with a messy person, unless you too are messy. If their car is messy, than it's a good bet that their house is too.
Shutterstock8. Being too talkative -31%
You can talk too much as it turns out. That means the person is always talking and never letting the moment breathe, plus, who wants to watch tv with someone who won't be quiet?

7. Not liking specific food - 35%
We imagine that this means not just one type of food but more of a sub group of food. If you're a vegan, you probably don't want to date a master griller and vice versa.

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6. Poor manners - 38%
If you have poor manners it will eventually be revealed, maybe at a restaurant with how you treat your server. Being rude is a deal breaker for sure.

Young woman making rude gesture on a bad date
5. Being too obsessed with their pet - 40%
For pet lovers this is hard to imagine, but not everyone loves the fur babies, and if you don't then it might present a problem, let's be honest, you're probably not compatible anyway.

4. No sense of humor - 41%
We would think that if you don't have a sense of humor than you should probably find a kindred spirit and not have to worry about fake laughing or not laughing at all.

Bad date. Young woman feeling bored during dinner at cafe, unhappy with her boyfriend, disinterested in conversation. Stressed couple having difficulties in relationship, arguing in coffee shop
3. Poor hygiene - 42%
We are not sure why this is not the number one reason that relationships fail, after all how could you get past poor hygiene in the first place?

Woman lying in bed with man and covering her nose with her hand. Increased gas formation concept
2. Overuse of social media - 42%
This isn't reserved for just millennials or gen x'ers, every age group has people that are obsessed with social media and it would get tiresome seeing someone with their nose buried in their phone at all hours

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1. Clinginess - 43%
We have a 'stage 5 cling on!" Clinginess is the number one reason for failed relationships for good reason, who wants to be clung too all the time? We all need our space and if you're getting it from the person you are dating, you will make the space sooner or later. Don't cling on too tight!

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