circa 1955: A man bringing a roast turkey to the table for a traditional Christmas dinner. (Photo by Evans/Three Lions/Getty Images)

Or, you could just wear maternity pants. Or unbutton the top button. Or wear sweatpants. Oh this can’t be a good idea.

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