He’s Been Voted Sexiest Bald Man in the World and I Call SHENANIGANS. Today’s Dirty Laundry

No way. No WAY! First, Prince William not even “officially” bald. We say he’s “actively balding”, Also, he’s not the sexiest. Not even CLOSE. The sexiest cue ball in all of the…

Lauren Beckham Falcone

Updated Mar 29, 2021 9:30 AM EDT

LONDON, ENGLAND – MARCH 01: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge introduces new workplace mental health initiatives at Unilever House on March 1, 2018 in London, England. The Duke of Cambridge highlighted the importance of mental wellbeing at work and introduced a new Heads Together workplace mental health initiative during the Workplace Wellbeing Conference. (Photo by Chris Jackson – WPA Pool/Getty Images)

No way. No WAY! First, Prince William not even "officially" bald. We say he's "actively balding",

Also, he's not the sexiest. Not even CLOSE.

The sexiest cue ball in all of the land didn't even make the top 10. And I will NOT accept this.

So, here you go, ladies.

May I present the sexiest hairless hunk, the cutest depilated dude, the smoothest stud in all the land: ED HARRIS

(Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images For Dubai International Film Festival)

Here's the original dubious article, BTW:

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/03/survey-dubs-prince-william-as-sexiest-bald-man

#edharris #princewilliam #sexybalddudes

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Lauren Beckham Falcone is the co-host of Bob & LBF in the Morning. Formerly an award-winning reporter and columnist for the Boston Herald, she credits her current success as a pop culture commentator to watching too much TV as a kid and scouring the internet too much as an adult. LBF is a regular contributor to NECN and is an honorary board member at the Massachusetts Down Syndrome Congress. Lauren lives in Canton with her husband Dave and her daughter Lucy. Lauren writes about trending topics, New England destinations, and seasonal DIY.