One Less Egg to Fry. Jennifer Garner Suffers a Loss. - LBF

What is it with Jennifer Garner and birds? First, she has to deal with that HIDEOUSNESS that is Ben Affleck's tattoo, a phoenix rising from the ashes (AND SHE IS NOT THE ASHES, PEOPLE. SHE REFUSED TO BE THE ASHES.)

And now THIS. God love this woman. Not only did she name her chicken Regina George (a nod to Mean Girls), she memorialized the foul on Insta with a loving tribute. We hardly knew you, Regina!

Please enjoy this tribute to Chicken Regina George who passed away from natural causes. ???????? #shewasourfavorite #RIP #shelivedagoodlife

50.3k Likes, 1,682 Comments - Jennifer Garner (@jennifer.garner) on Instagram: "Please enjoy this tribute to Chicken Regina George who passed away from natural causes. ????????..."