I love “Home Alone”, mostly for the horrific beatings Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern endure. It’s pratfall CITY, people, and these are the kind of cinematic hijinks I love during the holiday season.

But have you ever wondered what would REALLY happen if, say, Pesci took a crow bar to your sternum? Or your head was flambeed by a homemade torch?

Well WONDER NO MORE, MY FRIENDS! You Tube showed some ER docs the best parts of the Christmas classic and you know what they had to say?

Diagnosis: DEAD! (Or close.)

Check this out:

Here’s “Home Alone 2″:

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