Is There Life on Other Planets? Dead Alien Corpses Might Prove It!
Dead Alien Corpses Are Out of This World and May Prove UFOs Exist!
Researcher Shows Alleged Alien Corpses At Mexican Congress Hearing
A UFO researcher brought what he says are the bodies of two extraterrestrial beings to a Congressional hearing in Mexico.
Jamie Maussan says the small, mummified figures were discovered in Peru in 2017 and are between 700 and 1,800 years old.
ET Go Home?
He says his claims can be backed up by DNA tests – though he didn’t share the results of any tests or whether they’d been performed.
The Navy is In On It!
The dead alien corpse hearing also included testimony from a former U.S. Navy pilot who appeared at the recent UFO hearings in Washington D.C.
The two bodies — with only three fingers on each hand and elongated ET-style heads — made their debut in windowed boxes for a public congressional hearing on unidentified anomalous phenomena.
Buckle up Earthlings!
The cosmic quest to prove that aliens probably exist continues, and let’s be real, it’s not rocket science.
First off, the universe is vast, like, mind-bogglingly enormous. There are more stars out there than grains of sand on our puny little planet. You think we’re the only ones throwing an intergalactic fiesta? Nah, that’s like believing you’re the only one at the buffet.
Now, scientists, those folks with lab coats and pocket protectors, have a fancy term for this alien-hunting business.
“The Drake Equation.”
It’s like their secret decoder ring for extraterrestrial parties. It basically says, “With so many stars and so many planets out there, it’d be absurd if we were the only ones sipping space brewskis.”
Plus, we’ve got exoplanets, aka planets outside our solar system, coming out of our cosmic ears. Some of these heavenly bodies even cozy up in the habitable zone, where conditions for life are juuust right. Coincidence? Doubtful.
And hey, there’s this phenomenon called “Fermi’s Paradox.”
It’s like the ultimate cosmic facepalm. If there are aliens, where are they hiding? Maybe they’re just playing hide and seek and haven’t found us yet. Or perhaps they’ve seen our reality TV shows and decided to steer clear. Who could blame them?
The odds of aliens existing are higher than winning the lottery while riding a unicorn. So, keep those telescopes pointed to the stars, because E.T. might just be out there, dodging paparazzi and interstellar traffic jams.