Dirty Laundry

NEW YORK - MARCH 30: Sir Sean Connery and Lady Connery attend the "Dressed To Kilt" charity fashion show benefiting Friends of Scotland at M2 Lounge on March 30, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

Oh. Thanksgiving is going to be pretty tense:

Megan Fox Put Her Ex Brian Austin Green On Blast For Sharing A Photo Of Their Son On Instagram

"You're so intoxicated with feeding the pervasive narrative that I'm an absent mother." The photo, which has since been deleted, showed Green and his son dressed up for Halloween. "I had a great Halloween with them yesterday, and yet notice how absent they are from my social media," she went on.

Christmas in the Clink: Not the Hallmark movie Lori had in mind:

Lori Loughlin Will Serve Full Sentence, Unless COVID Spreads in Prison

Lori Loughlin will not be sprung early from her 2-month prison sentence in the college admissions scandal, but she does have one possible early out. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ, Lori will be isolated for the first 2 weeks of her stay at Dublin Federal Prison in Northern California.

Wolfie is NOT ok with OK!

Wolfgang Van Halen calls out magazine for its 'lies' about his parents

Image: Wolfgang Van Halen/Instagram Wolfgang Van Halen has called out magazine Us Weekly for publishing "lies" about his mother and late father Eddie. Taking to Twitter, Wolfgang admonished the US publication for an article that promised to reveal mother Valerie Bertinelli's 'untold story'. "Fuck this, and fuck you @usweekly," he wrote.

RIP Sean Connery:

Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90

The Scottish actor was best known for his portrayal of James Bond, being the first to bring the role to the big screen and appearing in seven of the spy thrillers. Sir Sean died peacefully in his sleep in the Bahamas, having been "unwell for some time", his son said.