Experts Reveal The Best Time To Poop On A Plane
Ok, let’s be honest this is not a topic that we usually discuss in public or online, but it is something we probably have all thought about it one time or another. When duty calls, we must know the best time to take care of our business. So what is the best time to poop on a plane?
Now experts have revealed the best time to poop on a plane. For most people, the thought of having to do this in a plane is not very pleasing. It is something that most of us prefer to take care of at home or in a familiar place. Unfortunately, sometimes nature calls at the most in opportune times.
A travel site called “One Mile at a Time” did a big write-up on how to poop on planes, and the ideal TIME to go. You don’t want to feel rushed, and you don’t want to stink it up then find a line of people outside. So here’s their advice.
The worst times to go are just after take-off, right after they serve food, and right before you land. They’re all high-traffic times for airplane lavatories.
Here’s the best time to poop on a plane
The best time to go is just before they START serving food, for three reasons.
1. Other passengers will be in their seats, so they don’t miss food and drinks.
2. The crew won’t be in the galley to hear you PUNISHING that poor toilet.
3. Once the carts are in the aisles, people CAN’T use the bathroom. So it’s your best shot at having no one waiting outside.
Other tips: Flush as soon as you go, and then again when you’re done. And use a ton of soap when you wash up. Most planes have foaming soap, which has a stronger scent. So it almost acts like an air freshener.
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