A seal and an octopus walk into a bar… They must have been brawling underwater and took it up to the surface. (Do seals eat octopus? Or vice versa?) The poor kayaker! He was in the wrong place at the wrong time!
circa 1950: A young sea lion at Antwerp Zoo opens his mouth for some fish; they can go without food for a long time because of their layers of fatty tissue but when they do eat it may be as much as 200 pounds of fish a day. (Photo by Klages/Three Lions/Getty Images)