$99 K for Tom Brady sand? Who am I to judge? Tom Brady retires (maybe). If someone wants to pay a small fortune for the SAND he was standing on when he made the video announcement, why not? It’s their money. Disney announces the closing of Splash Mountain? Why not pay $10,000 for a bottle of Splash Mountain water?
eBay 20th Anniversary
I can’t deny the fact that the invention of eBay is nothing short of brilliance. ANYTHING you want, you can probably find on eBay. When I needed an important piece of equipment for some home recording, I found it on eBay.
As eBay celebrates it’s 20th anniversary, I got to thinking, what are some of the more ridiculous items you can find on eBay? I COULD sell my personally autographed Simon LeBon microphone stand to the highest bidder. Simon, the lead singer of Duran Duran was at an event I was hosting, and was kind enough to sign my mic stand. The only problem is, that I can’t authenticate it. I don’t have the accompanying papers needed to prove it was actually Simon who signed it. Maybe I can contact the signature guy on Pawn Stars to authenticate it for me.
So, let’s take a deep dive into the more ridiculous items sold one eBay. If you want to drop 99K on Tom Brady sand, I won’t judge you.
20-Virginity
An 18-year-old British girl sold her virginity on eBay. It was bought by a businessman who kindly gave her the money she needed for college without taking ‘the service’.
19-A Fish Ornament
A Royal Copenhagen 5456 Salmon Fish ornament was sold for a whopping £555 on the BHF eBay store. The porcelain figurine had a starting price of £9.99 and in just ten days had smashed the £500 mark thanks to five keen bidders.
18-A Box of 10 Twinkies
The last day of shipping the yummy treat, people panicked. Someone took advantage
17-Ad Space on Forehead
Andrew Fischer, a web designer from, Nebraska, auctioned off the use of his forehead. He said he would have a non-permanent logo or brand name tattooed on his head for 30 days. After several bids he received $37,375 to advertise the snoring remedy, SnoreStop.
16-Ghostbusters proton pack toy
That’s WEIRD? I want it.
A nostalgic treasure from the 80s classic Ghostbusters, a proton pack toy, complete with ghost trap, was supposed to help its new owner stun and catch any ghosts. It was sold for £133 at auction.
15-Green witch boots from the stage show Wicked
Green boots were donated by the award winning stage production Wicked during ITV’s Heels for Hearts campaign. In aid of the BHF, ITV’s initiative asked the public and celebrities alike to donate shoes to the BHF which once sold funded CPR kits in secondary schools. The donated boots were sold for £620.
14-Justin Timberlake’s half-eaten French toast
Someone BOUGHT IT!
The toast was sold for $1,025 in 2000 when the singer left it behind after an interview with a New York radio station. The leftover breakfast was put for sale by a DJ an a 19 year old fan placed the winning bid.
13-A human liver
Not Justin’s.
A man from Florida auctioned off his liver on eBay. The bid reached $5.7 million before it was taken down from the site, due to the fact that it’s illegal to sell human organs on eBay.
12-A right to name baby
In 2009, 36-year-old Arkansas woman Lavonne Drummond decided to sell the rights to name her unborn child, on eBay. Unfortunately for Lavonne Drummond, eBay was less receptive to her auction and shut the first four down, though they had reached a combined total of over $41,000.
11-Unassembled snowman
An “unassembled snowman” has been posted on auction site eBay by one enterprising individual from Rotherham attempting to make the most of the wintry weather. The bold seller has posted a picture of a snowy backgarden under the description “6ft snowman, requires assembly. The initial bid stood at £10 million, which might explain why it was later taken down by the website.
10-Imaginary friend
Georgia Horrocks, a 22 year-old Londoner studying at the London School of Communication, put up Bernard her imaginary friend up for sale on the advice of her psychiatrist. She described her as friend as in ‘very good health’ She created a starting bid of just 99 pence. Bernard will not be sent via post but will be sent via imagination to the winning bidder
9-A man’s life
Ian Usher put up his ‘entire life’ up for auction, including his house in Perth, his belongings, an introduction to his friends, and a trial at his job. His ‘life’ sold for $384,000, allowing him a fresh start.
8-Unwanted brussel sprouts
Herefordshire’s Dan Allam has kept the Christmas spirit alive not once, but twice by auctioning off the uneaten sprouts from his holiday roast and donating all money to the Make A Wish Foundation, raising £99.99 and £34 respectively.
7-Britney Spears bubble gum
Could have sold as a package with Justin’s french toast.
A woman sold a piece of bubble gum that Britney Spears had chewed and spat out at a concert at Wembley Arena in 2000. The winning bid was $14,000.
6-A grandmother
A 10-year-old girl from England tried to sell her grandmother on eBay, describing the relative as ‘annoying’ but ‘cuddly’. The Internet Auction site had to take down the offer as it was breeching regulations on human trafficking.
5-The meaning of life
In 2000 a man from North Carolina discovered the meaning of life and decided to sell it on eBay. Curiously, it was worth only $3.26.
4-A Dorito shaped like the Pope’s hat
The item was sold for $1,209 in 2005. The buyer? Online casino GoldenPalace.com, the same one who bought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese.
3-A haunted rubber duck
$107.50. SOLD
2-A ghost in jar
A jar that a man believed to contain a ghost was put up for auction on eBay because it was terrorizing its owner. The seller, Teajay101, claimed that he “would not be held responsible” if the “black thing” escaped the jar, and that “all sales are final.” After numerous bids, the jar sold for just around $55,000 but the buyer never paid for the item in the end.
1-A grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Virgin Mary
SOLD!
Sold for a staggering $28,000 in 2004, the grilled cheese sandwich is said to have magical powers and was left untouched by mold for more than a decade, according to the woman who made it.
