DIRTY LAUNDRY: Welcome to Your Fabulous Life Clooney Twins, Ella and Alexander!

BREAKING NEWS! The twins have arrived! Congrats George and Amal Clooney! (Honestly, I did have high hopes that one day I would be Georgie's baby mama, but MY DREAMS WERE DASHED). -LBF

E! News on Twitter

George Clooney is a dad! Amal Clooney has given birth to twins Alexander and Ella. https://t.co/TOpn3rLyw8

Loren & Wally

Here's your #DirtyLaundry Report! #WROR (No sound when we are playing music, sorry!)

I don't believe this story for a second, but I'll share it anyways because I like to gossip... Jennifer Lopez has a list of rules for A-Rod. This story/picture is cuter:

Onyinyechi Bethel on Twitter

Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod shares adorable photos of their big happy family https://t.co/UmHTyueBkb

John Cougar Mellencamp says being a rock star is a BIG pain in the ___!

John Mellencamp on Twitter

John Mellencamp: What I Know Now https://t.co/kLyfvJemQk @AARP #AARP #newpaintings #art #rootsrocker #sadclownsandhillbillies

Halle Berry=NOT PREGNANT #SteakAndFries

Is #HalleBerry pregnant?????????????The recently-divorced actress just stepped out cradling what appears to be a baby bump! Link in bio for more. (????: Getty Images)

701 Likes, 19 Comments - Closer Weekly (@closerweekly) on Instagram: "Is #HalleBerry pregnant?????????????The recently-divorced actress just stepped out cradling what appears to..."

Bill Cosby trial is underway. This whole Cosby story makes me so sad and angry.

The Boston Globe on Twitter

Everything you need to know about the Bill Cosby trial https://t.co/F0UPFrZeAi

Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno in HBO movie. Yikes.

Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno in HBO movie about Jerry Sandusky

Al Pacino will attempt to get inside Joe Paterno's head. The legendary actor will take on the role of the former Penn State coach in an HBO movie about Jerry Sandusky's sexual abuse scandal that rocked the football team and the school, according to Variety.