See: My Personal #Guitarmonth Axe Collection – Julie Devereaux
OK, so it’s not really a ‘collection’. I have two. Two guitars. One electric and one acoustic. Woooo! I don’t sit still long enough to really learn what I want…

The guitar picks I rarely use. I like to play bare-fingered.
OK, so it's not really a 'collection'. I have two. Two guitars. One electric and one acoustic. Woooo!
I don't sit still long enough to really learn what I want to learn on the guitar. I need a year on a desert island with nothing but a guitar to even get close to where I wanna be.
But occasionally I do pick one of 'em up and strum and pluck away (with hopes no one else is listening). I tend to lose track of time when I play and I don't have the time to lose track of time.
Both guitars need to go to the shop. I haven't plugged my electric in since I nearly got electrocuted (slight dramatization) about seven years ago so for awhile I was playing the electric 'acoustically' until I finally broke down and bought an actual acoustic guitar. And the acoustic needs some work, too.
I often wish there were two of me: one to be responsible, the other to cavort.
What would I like to be able to play?
This:
my elec guitar case

The case.
my guitar elec

The guitar. It's a Memphis. Good for beginners. Like me. (though I've had it for about 13 years?)
my guitar amp

My little amp that goes with my Memphis. Last time I plugged in, I got a shock....like, electrocuted? I haven't plugged in since. I really need to bring my guitar and amp to be repaired.
my guitar accoustic

I love this no name acoustic. Although, it too, needs to go to the repair shop. Something's loose cos it rattles...and not in a good way. Cody Geller (who co-produces the L & W show and assists Hank with traffic) restrung it for me.
guitar lamp

And....my guitar lamp. Fun, right?!
guitar picks

The guitar picks I rarely use. I like to play bare-fingered.
dad and guitar

My dad. He can actually play.