Steven Tyler Prefers Groupies, BUT Now To Change Passwords
Yes, it’s true, Aerosmith rocker, Steven Tyler prefers groupies, BUT not for the reasons you think.
Tyler Requests Lawsuit Be Dismissed
You may remember reading about a lawsuit that involves Tyler. According to Loudersound.com and CBS, Tyler’s attorney’s have requested that the lawsuit be dropped:
Late last year, Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler was named as a defendant in a lawsuit related to the alleged sexual assault of a minor. The vocalist is now seeking dismissal on the grounds that the claimant allegedly issued her consent at the time.
Steven, being an iconic rock star, is no stranger to lawsuits, as most rock stars are. That shouldn’t dismiss bad behavior. But, that comes with the territory, sadly.
Now, We Need Tech Help, Backstage
These days, the guys in the band are older. So yes, they prefer younger fans, but not for what you think. According to thehardetimes.net, the aging band needs help with their devices:
“We’re still all about that Rock ‘n’ Roll lifestyle,” stated a confused-looking Steven Tyler after opening his 208th Safari window. “But as we get older we need groupies who can show us how to download the newest software and help us reset our streaming passwords, greater than our need for yet another orgy. We’ve got twenty-five gold records but none of that means shit if we don’t know how to connect to the Hilton’s WiFi network.
One young reporter who was backstage actually confirmed this saying that she discovered that ALL of the bandmember device passwords were: Aerosmith. Well, it’s easy to remember!
I’m not gonna lie. We always rely on the younger staffers to help with IT. (That’s stands for information technology, if you didn’t know, grandpa.)
So, yes, Steven Tyler prefers groupies, BUT now to make Steven human by explaining Captcha. Here are more mistakes caused by Steven, but much less damaging.
Portions of story from satire website hardtimes.net
