I love me a good pun, but this might be too cheesy for even the biggest pun enthusiasts.
Per Delish, the grocery chain’s Happy Farms brand is releasing six new kinds of cheese that feature punny ‘80s musical names. Among them is Sweet Cheddar of Mine, an obvious nod to Guns N’ Roses, and Pour Some Gouda On Me, another obvious nod but to Def Leppard.
The other four cheese products are Wake Me Up Before you Goat Goat (Wham!), Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina (Cyndi Lauper), Total Eclipse of the Havarti (Bonnie Tyler) and Billie Goat is Not My Lover (Michael Jackson.)
Having two varieties of goat cheese seems a bit lazy. At the same time, they could have really expanded things and released a line of Like a Virgin Olive Oil and really go all in on the puns.
Each product will be priced at $3.49 and will be available for a limited time only starting February 6.
Erica Banas is rock/classic rock news blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.