Did you watch the Patriots victory parade yesterday?   Tom Brady’s Superbowl jersey is still missing.   Edelman was mic’d up on the field during the game.  They’re saying over a million people showed up to the parade.  Millennials are apparently very weird when it comes to dating.  What celebrity has the strangest eating habits?  We hear from a fan who rode on one of the duck boats yesterday during the Patriots vicotry parade.  A man found out that he wasn’t actually fat, but carrying around a 130 pound benign tumor.  The hilarious Tom Cotter calls in for his appearance down at Mohegan Sun.  We’re going to tell you what things will happen to you in life if you’re average.  All this plus Men from Maine, Dirty Laundry, Three Things, and Birthday in today’s Loren & Wally Podcast!