Today is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. I apparently have missed this day for many years, because I think I have Jelly from the Bush Administration in there (the second one. Come on. I only have sweaters from the first.)

Anyway, I found that I cling to expired jams and have FAR TOO MUCH booze taking up space. I blame Dave.

Here’s my attempt at this very important holiday!

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  Paradise By the LG light.

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  BEFORE: Behold, the chaos that greets me. This is just a recipe for disaster. Literally. Only disasters are made from these ingredients.

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  Vermouth, grenadine (for Shirley Temples!), homemade simple syrup, cordial whatever? This is getting OUT OF HAND.
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  This is some fruit/protein concoction Dave made because we are so HEALTHY.

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  Proof I have a child. Right there. See! I am responsible!

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  No joke, 75 percent of the veggie drawer was rotten. Fail. #eatyourveggies
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  Greek yogurt and...Lillet. It's some fancy liqueur Dave uses. I swear.

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  Behind the milk? Mini bottles of champagne. Because YOU NEVER KNOW.

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  WHAT IS THIS? WHY DO WE HAVE IT?
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  This is really good, especially with blue cheese. But I think it is from LAST CHRISTMAS.

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  Ta Da! It'll be a disaster in 20 minutes but I tried!

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