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Today is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. I apparently have missed this day for many years, because I think I have Jelly from the Bush Administration in there (the…

Paradise By the LG light.
Today is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. I apparently have missed this day for many years, because I think I have Jelly from the Bush Administration in there (the second one. Come on. I only have sweaters from the first.)
Anyway, I found that I cling to expired jams and have FAR TOO MUCH booze taking up space. I blame Dave.
Here's my attempt at this very important holiday!
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Paradise By the LG light.
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BEFORE: Behold, the chaos that greets me. This is just a recipe for disaster. Literally. Only disasters are made from these ingredients.
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Vermouth, grenadine (for Shirley Temples!), homemade simple syrup, cordial whatever? This is getting OUT OF HAND.
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This is some fruit/protein concoction Dave made because we are so HEALTHY.
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Proof I have a child. Right there. See! I am responsible!
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No joke, 75 percent of the veggie drawer was rotten. Fail. #eatyourveggies
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Greek yogurt and...Lillet. It's some fancy liqueur Dave uses. I swear.
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Behind the milk? Mini bottles of champagne. Because YOU NEVER KNOW.
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WHAT IS THIS? WHY DO WE HAVE IT?
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This is really good, especially with blue cheese. But I think it is from LAST CHRISTMAS.
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Ta Da! It'll be a disaster in 20 minutes but I tried!