Well, there you have it. We’ve reached the point in society where naked bungee jumping is not just a thing, but a thing you do on a date. On television. In front of millions of people.
Behold, dear viewers, “The Bachelorette”.
The Hills are alive. Again. It’s been about nine years since we’ve been regaled with stories about Speidi, Brody Jenner and Audrina Partridge, but here they are, back again, and as Botoxed as ever.
And Mindy Kaling is a golden God. What a great idea: