In today's Dirty Laundry Report, crime busters, break-ups and SURPRISE! -LBF

Benedict Cumberbatch is fun to say and kind of adorable, but he's also pretty tough!

Twitter Moments on Twitter

When actual, real-life Sherlock/Doctor Strange rescues you from muggers. #BenedictCumberbatch https://t.co/6nD79fv7Kg

And, just because these are always funny!

Benedict Cumberbatch on Twitter

Benedict's response on the last one is precious #BenedictCumberbatch https://t.co/7RZB8fPctg

John Cena and Nikki Bella are back together!

TMZ on Twitter

John Cena's desperate plea to get Nikki Bella back might've totally worked ... https://t.co/JY9EsLjbH2

Listen to audio of podcast (above) to hear my amazing impersonations of their tweets below 🙂

Nikki & Brie on Twitter

@LettyTorres1327 Know that the sun will rise tomorrow and be thankful for what you have in the present. And do whatever you can do to make your soul better ???? N #TotalBellas

John Cena on Twitter

Being accountable is a great way to face who you are. We often speak of aspiration and quickly point out the faults of others, yet fail to heed our words or be brave enough to be accountable for our own faults.

Congratulations Marjory Stoneman Douglas Class of 2018! What a nice surprise...

jimmy fallon on Twitter

"Congratulations Marjory Stoneman Douglas Class of 2018! You are not just the future - you are the present. Keep changing the world. Keep making us proud. #MSDStrong #YouAreThePresent https://t.co/czvZwezKSt"