$30,000/Month on Wine? I Get That

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, hanging by a thread and hanging with the parents! -LBF

Johnny Depp, I get the wine tab and tears over deadlines, but whoa!

Rolling Stone on Twitter

The Trouble With Johnny Depp: Lawsuits, a haze of booze and hash, a marriage gone very wrong and a lifestyle he can't afford https://t.co/7J9wz8g7gV

Ben Affleck and his new girlfriend were spotted on double date with her parents and here I am wishing him and Jennifer Garner would get back together!

ViralDome on Twitter

Double Date! Ben Affleck Was in a 'Great Mood' While Bonding with Lindsay Shookus' Parents: Source https://t.co/OQDOTcMUtH

...am I alone here?