We Definitely Watch Royal Weddings, But Does Anyone Still Watch Pageants? Download

In today’s Dirty Laundry Report, three things you missed last night while watching the Celtics and other non-sports related news. -LBF

1. Sarah Rose Summers from Nebraska was crowned Miss USA.
2. Maddie Poppe won American Idol.
3. Adam Rippon won Dancing With The Stars and the world let out a massive sigh of relief that Tonya Harding did NOT win.

SPOILER ALERT: @Adaripp and @Dance10Jenna are the #DWTS: Athletes CHAMPIONS! 🏆 🎉 pic.twitter.com/ePJWMRoKeL

— Team USA (@TeamUSA) May 22, 2018

After waiting a long, long time Hugh Grant is getting married to Anna Eberstein. They have  three children together. He used to date Elizabeth Hurley, but then there was that UNFORTUNATE hooker incident Hugh doesn’t like to talk about.

Also, speaking of Hugh, have you seen Paddington 2? DELIGHTFUL. Even if you are an adult with no kids. I know, that would be weird on your Netflix history, but trust me, it’s adorable!

The Obama’s are coming to Netflix! Remember when former presidents just retired and worked on raising money for their libraries?

Paul Simon was playing in Portland, Oregon and forgot the lyrics to one of his songs. After the mess up, Simon said, “I’m going to penalize myself. I’m going to sing one of my songs that I loathe.” That song is “The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy)”. Come on, Paul! That song rocks!

Which royal wedding had more viewers in the United States? 29.2 million people watched Prince Harry marry Meghan Markle compared to 22.8 million people who watched Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot.