In today's Dirty Laundry Report, who cooks with bell sleeves on? The Pioneer Woman, that's who! ...back to the Dirty Laundry which has NOTHING to do with any of that! -LBF

Any show that's described as "Gwyneth Paltrow will not like this episode" is on my watch list!

First-look photos of 'Simpsons' season 30 finale: 'Gwyneth Paltrow will not like this episode'

"Gwyneth Paltrow will not like this episode." This is how Simpsons showrunner Al Jean describes the season 30 finale of...

Martha Stewart dissed Chip and Joanna Gaines. I'm done with them. Overexposure.

Us Weekly on Twitter

Awkward! ???? https://t.co/fAJ5YaeabF

Kanye West wants to open a church- thanks Coachella!

People on Twitter

Kanye West Considering Starting a Church, Says Source: 'He Is Extremely Passionate About His Faith' https://t.co/PSRS4Ai0GF

The New York Times on Twitter

At "Sunday Service" at Coachella, Kanye West performed atop a miniature mountain https://t.co/jLy2TjNlOx

Sting is the newest artist to set-up a residency in Las Vegas.

Sting on Twitter

I'm thrilled to announce that my brand new Las Vegas residency "Sting: My Songs" will be opening at the legendary Caesars Colosseum in May of 2020! For all dates, presale and on sale info, VIP info and ticket options, visit https://t.co/lIZBYa3KNx!

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