Royal Baby and Britney Watch!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, I am genuinely concerned about Britney Spears. Judge away (I'm talking to you Loren Owens)! -LBF

Britney Spears has spoken!

I wanted to say hi, because things that are being said have just gotten out of control!!! Wow!!! There's rumors, death threats to my family and my team, and just so many things crazy things being said. I am trying to take a moment for myself, but everything that's happening is just making it harder for me. Don't believe everything you read and hear. These fake emails everywhere were crafted by Sam Lutfi years ago... I did not write them. He was pretending to be me and communicating with my team with a fake email address. My situation is unique, but I promise I'm doing what's best at this moment ???????????? You may not know this about me, but I am strong, and stand up for what I want! Your love and dedication is amazing, but what I need right now is a little bit of privacy to deal with all the hard things that life is throwing my way. If you could do that, I would be forever grateful. Love you ❤️❤️❤️

126.3k Likes, 12.4k Comments - Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Instagram: "I wanted to say hi, because things that are being said have just gotten out of control!!! Wow!!!..."

Jennifer Garner is my anti-Gwyneth girl crush and People's Most Beautiful Person!

Jennifer Garner is gracing our cover of this year's #BeautifulIssue! ???? The gorgeous actress, activist and mom of three is doing her part to change the world everyday. Tap our bio link to read her thoughts on friendship, raising kind kids and staying happy! |????: @thomaswhiteside

67k Likes, 749 Comments - People Magazine (@people) on Instagram: "Jennifer Garner is gracing our cover of this year's #BeautifulIssue! ???? The gorgeous actress,..."

PEOPLE's Beautiful Issue 2019 Cover Star Revealed!

Ellen exclusively revealed the cover star of PEOPLE's Beautiful Issue 2019 - Hollywood actress Jennifer Garner! #TheEllenShow #JenniferGarner #PeoplesMostBeautiful

No Royal Baby yet, but get the wine ready!

Food & Wine on Twitter

Now we're on baby watch *and* cheese watch. https://t.co/ALpygJaE8K

And, Amy Schumer is still pregnant.

Amy Schumer And Chris Fischer set pulses racing while the heavily pregnant Schumer flaunts her growing bump. Amy is still pregnant and puking because money rarely goes to medical studies for women such as hyperemesis or endometriosis and instead goes to things like dicks not getting hard enough or old guys who want harder dicks. ???? ????????????

550.8k Likes, 8,553 Comments - @amyschumer on Instagram: "Amy Schumer And Chris Fischer set pulses racing while the heavily pregnant Schumer flaunts her..."

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