Jennifer Garner: Hook Line and Sinker!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, my former BFF got me real good yesterday (April Fools' Day). Not cool, Jennifer! -LBF

Bless Your Heart ...mine is broken.

I'm thrilled and finally able to share with all of you-I've written a book! ????????????This whole process has been humbling and illuminating, taking me deep into places I didn't even know I could go. Thank you to every one who helped bring these stories to life and held my hand along the way. The time has come for me to share it-I can't wait to hear what you think. XX Jen #BlessYourHeart Update: Thank you for being so happy for me. Your sweetness makes me feel ???????? ???? for playing a joke. But this is an April Fool's. ♥️♥️♥️

229.9k Likes, 6,613 Comments - Jennifer Garner (@jennifer.garner) on Instagram: "I'm thrilled and finally able to share with all of you-I've written a book! ????????????This whole process..."

Tom Brady joined Twitter on April Fools' Day with a nod to Rob Gronkowski.

Tom Brady on Twitter

I'm retiring. In my spare time, I'll be tweeting #LFG

Bad, but awesome = Jennifer Lopez wants a no cheating clause in her prenup.

Gossip Cop on Twitter

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Remember the tree from Shawshank Redemption?

TMZ on Twitter

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Mick Jagger is having a valve replaced THIS Friday in NYC.

Dr. Mehmet Oz on Twitter

Sending Mick Jagger good vibes - he's reportedly set to undergo heart valve replacement surgery. What might cause someone to require a heart valve replacement? And what's the recovery like? Here's what you need to know.

Connor Ryan on Twitter

As Mick Jagger prepares for heart surgery, "his permanently pickled bandmate Keith Richards continues his march toward seeming immortality."

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