Jennifer Garner: Hook Line and Sinker!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, my former BFF got me real good yesterday (April Fools' Day). Not cool, Jennifer! -LBF

Bless Your Heart ...mine is broken.

I'm thrilled and finally able to share with all of you-I've written a book! ????????????This whole process has been humbling and illuminating, taking me deep into places I didn't even know I could go. Thank you to every one who helped bring these stories to life and held my hand along the way. The time has come for me to share it-I can't wait to hear what you think. XX Jen #BlessYourHeart Update: Thank you for being so happy for me. Your sweetness makes me feel ???????? ???? for playing a joke. But this is an April Fool's. ♥️♥️♥️

229.9k Likes, 6,613 Comments - Jennifer Garner (@jennifer.garner) on Instagram: "I'm thrilled and finally able to share with all of you-I've written a book! ????????????This whole process..."

Tom Brady joined Twitter on April Fools' Day with a nod to Rob Gronkowski.

Tom Brady on Twitter

I'm retiring. In my spare time, I'll be tweeting #LFG

Bad, but awesome = Jennifer Lopez wants a no cheating clause in her prenup.

Gossip Cop on Twitter

Jennifer Lopez Wants Alex Rodriguez To Sign Prenup With A Cheating Clause? https://t.co/yQnmgnUYyp

Remember the tree from Shawshank Redemption?

TMZ on Twitter

'Shawshank Redemption' Oak Tree Being Made Into $65k Table https://t.co/xP5rgZpS7a

Mick Jagger is having a valve replaced THIS Friday in NYC.

Dr. Mehmet Oz on Twitter

Sending Mick Jagger good vibes - he's reportedly set to undergo heart valve replacement surgery. What might cause someone to require a heart valve replacement? And what's the recovery like? Here's what you need to know. https://t.co/FfvFcjpgh4

Connor Ryan on Twitter

As Mick Jagger prepares for heart surgery, "his permanently pickled bandmate Keith Richards continues his march toward seeming immortality." https://t.co/gQihiVbpik

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