Scary Stuff: Blackmail, Beard and Stephen King!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, if you were the richest person in the world, don't you think it would be a bad idea to sext? -LBF

Jeff Bezos is going after the National Enquirer 1.) So glad he is doing this 2.) So disappointed he is sending nude photos via text. Why?

The Washington Post on Twitter

Are the National Enquirer's emails to Jeff Bezos coercion, blackmail, neither or worse?

Julian Edelman shaved the beard!

Ellen DeGeneres on Twitter

There's no better way to learn how to shave off someone's beard than with the MVP of the #SuperBowl, @Edelman11.

Pet Semetary... SooOOooo Scary!

Stephen King on Twitter

This is a scary movie. Be warned.

Pet Sematary on Twitter

They don't come back the same. Based on @StephenKing's terrifying novel, watch the official trailer for #PetSematary. In theatres April 5.

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