The Amazon Package You Don't Want...

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, Jeff Bezos has been sending "you know what" pics to his lover LONG before his wife knew about it! -LBF

National Enquirer on Twitter

Enquirer Exclusive: Amazon founder and so-called tech genius Jeff Bezos sent a series of X-rated selfies and sleazy texts across the internet behind wife MacKenzie's back - all too explicit to print! https://t.co/hnFhQKLVI9

He was also sexting Lauren Sanchez, but was not very good at it!

Daily Mail US on Twitter

'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in': Jeff Bezos' steamy text messages to married TV anchor revealed https://t.co/iHQlLrdz5L

E! News on Twitter

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' alleged texts with Lauren Sanchez have surfaced following news of his divorce: "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon." https://t.co/NMYXHJjK6M

kim windyka on Twitter

this jeff bezos text reads like a line from ryan gosling's character in crazy, stupid love when he reforms his playboy ways

...it's too much for me! Coffee and the newspaper? Too soon- that's marriage stuff!