First Dates, First Texts...

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, have you seen the J-Lo/A-Rod Vanity Fair photos? Woah! -LBF

A-Rod text J-Lo from the bathroom on their first date.

E! News on Twitter

On J-Rod's first date, he sent her a text that said "you look sexy AF" and then the fire alarm went off:

Umm... ya think?

Pop Crave on Twitter

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez for Vanity Fair.

Michael Jackson is still the top earning dead celebrity. He made 75 million dollars last year!

Forbes on Twitter

Michael Jackson tops the highest-earning dead celebrities list again in 2017 with $75 million in earnings

Production on House of Cards has been indefinitely suspended.

HuffPost on Twitter

Netflix suspends production on final "House Of Cards" season:

Jeremy Piven has been accused of sexual assault.

Ariane Bellamar on Twitter

Hey @jeremypiven! 'Member when you cornered me in your trailer on the #Entourage set? 'Member grabbing my boobies on the ???? without asking??

Wendy Williams fainted during her show then finished it!

Tim Young on Twitter

WATCH: Wendy Williams is seriously a champ... passes out, then gets right back up and keeps doing the show after a break... whoa!

Millie Bobby Brown rapped a recap of season one of Stranger Things. She's AWESOME!

Millie Bobby Brown Raps a Stranger Things Season 1 Recap

Millie Bobby Brown raps a recap of Season 1 of Stranger Things. Lyrics below: Let's go back to Indiana, circa Nineteen Eighty-Three Just four boys in the basement chillin' playin' D&D There was Lucas there was Willy Will and Dustin, there was Mike But one night Will goes missing while he's riding on his bike - yikes!