Happy to Report, People are Telling on Each Other...

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, Hollywood is a cesspool, but people are still getting engaged and having babies so that's nice! -LBF

Good Morning America interviewed George Clooney and Matt Damon about their new movie, but they also asked for their responses to the Harvey Weinstein accusations.

Matt Damon & George Clooney: They Knew Harvey Weinstein Was An "A**hole"

"You only had to spend five minutes with Harvey Weinstein to know he was a bully; he was intimidating," Matt Damon told Michael Strahan on Good Morning America this morning.

Woody Allen (so gross!) is filming a movie about a 44 year old who has a sexual relationship with a 15 year old.  You'd think he would steer clear of themes like this...

IndieWire on Twitter

Report: Woody Allen's New Film Includes a Sexual Relationship Between an Adult and a 15-Year-Old Girl https://t.co/hPs6fH7egC

????spooky brooky???? on Twitter

can everyone with common sense and human decency just unite and combine our energies to snuff woody allen from existence https://t.co/myCN2uKhbT

Taylor Swift owns 71.2 million dollars in real estate. In other T. Swift news, does anybody like her new song? Not a big fan of it...

Vevo on Twitter

???? New visuals from @TaylorSwift13. Watch the "Gorgeous" lyric video now???? https://t.co/qTWa1H75yO https://t.co/5vy3S96Y4u

John Stamos is engaged.

John Stamos on Twitter

I asked...she said yes! ...And we lived happily ever after????

Billy Joel, who is 68 years old, just welcomed his 3rd daughter.

Billy Joel on Twitter

Billy & Alexis Joel announce the birth of their daughter Remy Anne Joel: https://t.co/mcpf6SpTDK