In today’s Dirty Laundry Report, dumped and bumped! -LBF
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have allegedly broken up. I kinda care and kinda don’t, but it’s my job to tell you. And anyway, we all say this coming.
Meghan Markle is pregnant!
And they are off on a 16-day tour…which sounds like a babymoon, but they have 76 – 76! – appearances and Meghan isn’t changing the schedule. #bosslady
Highest priced property in the world hit ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Play the lottery people! Win both and you can afford it!
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