The 5 Social Media Stages Of Breaking Up
We heard through the gossip pages that Justin Bieber had stopped following his wife Haley on Instagram. It set off alarms that the young stars were breaking up because after all, who unfollows their significant other if things are going great?
Justin came out immediately and denied that there were any issues and he had been hacked. We will give him the benefit of the doubt, and hopefully his young wife will too.
It got us to thinking about all the social media signs that show a relationship is on it’s way out. It doesn’t take a great internet sleuth to figure this stuff out.
Back in the day the only way to know if a couple was on the rocks you would have to rely on good old fashioned gossip. Now, all you need to do is look at their Instagram or Facebook pages to see for yourself.
Here are the 5 Stages of Social Media Breaking Up
- Spouse no longer on profile pic. Instead it is a solo pic or one with the kids or a pet: This is a sure sign that something is wrong. Most married couples use a profile pic of featuring their spouse or significant others. Or at the very least, you can easily find their pic somewhere without a deep dive.
- Vaguebook, you see them post vague statements on their page, like “you think you know someone!” These cryptic posts let you know that something is amiss in the relationship without coming out and saying it.
- You scroll their Instagram or Facebook and don’t see any pics of them together. Okay, if they’re not on the profile pic or the background image, there’s something afoot, especially if it was recently changed to a solo pic. Scroll down through their page and see if there are any recent pics of the happy couple. If not, that’s a sure sign that there has been some selective editing taking place.
- The dreaded “unfollow” you see that they no longer follow their partner. If you see that the couple is no longer friends, then they are at least having problems in the relationship.
- Finally, the “it’s complicated” post. This is the post that finally comes out and says that they are no longer with their “person”. That of course will confirm your suspicions.
Ladies, RUN! Here's 7 Signs He's Too Immature To Be In A Relationship
You might be ready for the next step in the relationship but your man might be showing that he’s too immature to settle down.
“Love” is the magical feeling that can turn even the most stoic person into a giddy mess. But let’s face it, not everyone is ready for the roller coaster ride of a committed relationship. Your man might be like John Mayer or Leonardo DiCaprio. You know, a man who dates but never really settles down.
Ladies, if you find yourself caught in a romantic whirlwind with a guy who seems more like a man-child than a potential partner, it’s time to take a step back and assess the situation!
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What To Look For
It’s crucial to ensure that you’re embarking on love with someone who’s ready to adult. Someone who can embrace the responsibilities that come with a mature relationship. By recognizing these signs, you can save yourself from being stuck in a perpetual state of immaturity.
Remember, it’s better to laugh it off and find a partner who’s on the same level of emotional and relational growth. Here’s to finding the perfect balance between love, laughter, and someone who’s ready to be your equal player in the game of life. Happy adulting!
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7 Signs He’s Too Immature To Be In A Relationship
1. Game Over: Video Games > Adult Responsibilities
Picture this: you walk into his place, hoping for a romantic candlelit dinner, but all you see is a mountain of game consoles and controllers. Ladies, if he spends more time slaying dragons on his virtual screen than slaying the dragons of life, it’s a clear sign that his level of maturity is stuck in the 8-bit era. It might be time to press pause on this relationship before you find yourself in an eternal second-player mode.
2. Clueless Conversations: The Jokes Fall Flat
Humor is the spice of life, but what happens when his idea of wit revolves around endless fart jokes or quoting lines from outdated sitcoms? If his punchlines leave you cringing or scratching your head in disbelief, it’s safe to say you’re dealing with a man-child who hasn’t yet graduated from the school of sophisticated banter. Unless you’re content with a lifetime of dad jokes, it’s best to bid adieu and find someone who can make you laugh for real.
3. Financial Foibles: Adulting is Not His Strong Suit
Budgeting, bills, and fiscal responsibility might as well be foreign concepts to our immature Romeo. If his wallet is consistently empty, and he’s more likely to treat you to dollar-store dates than a night on the town, it’s time to face the harsh reality: his piggy bank is filled with Monopoly money. Save yourself from being a permanent member of the broke brigade and seek a partner who can afford to splurge on more than just microwave ramen.
7. Lego Lover: Playing with Blocks, Not Building a Future
Ah, the unmistakable sound of stepping on a Lego brick in the middle of the night. But wait, it’s not your adorable little nephew’s room—it’s your supposed partner’s! If you find yourself navigating a minefield of colorful plastic blocks scattered all over his living space, it’s a clear sign that he’s more interested in constructing a fantasy Lego world than building a future with you. Unless you’re a certified Lego architect, it’s time to find a man who’s ready to assemble a relationship, brick by brick.
