If You Want To Smell Like Easter, Peeps Body Spray Is Now A Real Thing
These days companies are doing whatever they can to “expand their brand” but nobody saw this one coming. If you want to smell like Easter, Peeps Body Spray is now a real thing. Not sure we asked for it or even need it, but it’s here.
Gone are the days of getting little Easter baskets that mom put together in her assistance to the beloved Easter Bunny. Now as a parent you’re going to need a bigger basket because the kiddos expect to be wowed.
It’s not enough that you have filled it various chocolate eggs and whatever assortment of candies the little dears like best, you have to give them much more stuff.
When I was kid, I was happy to get an Easter basket that had a decent sized chocolate bunny a bunch of eggs (chocolate of course) and plastic eggs with coins and maybe a dollar or two. Now you have to stuff a much bigger basket with everything from plush animals to video games.
Now there’s Peeps Easter Body Spray
Easter is still over two weeks out. But you don’t have to wait that long to SMELL like Easter. (???)
Peeps Body Spray is now a thing that exists. Bottles of it have been spotted on shelves at the discount chain Five Below for $5 apiece. People are already reselling them for more than that on eBay and Poshmark.
They’ve got it in two different colors, pink and yellow. The yellow is “marshmallow scented,” and the pink is “strawberry creme.” (The yellow one has a yellow Peep on the label, but the liquid is blue. So that’s confusing.)
It might be meant for kids, but don’t let that stop you. We also saw a video of Peep-scented body wash. So if you REALLY want to drown yourself in it, buy that too.
In related news: The National Confectioners Association says our obsession with candy is at an all-time high. Their annual “State of Treating” report just landed yesterday and found we spent $48 BILLION on candy last year.
Some of that has to do with inflation, but it’s still the most ever.
@peach.mcintyre WOULD YOU DO A PEEPS EASTER BASKET??? 🤔🤔🤔
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(The Impulsive Buy / PR Newswire)