I don’t like it.
First off, anyone who has seen “28 Days” with Sandra Bullock (it’s good!) knows you have to wait a WHOLE year to start a relationship with a plant, dog or HUMAN. So the fact that John Mulaney has been to rehab twice in the past year, then left his wife of seven years to impregnate the Round Robin of Hollywood relationships seems, to me, somewhat sus, as the kids say.
Meanwhile, Seth Meyers, Mulaney’s good friend, intervention host and matchmaker (more on that later*), invites him on his show to make the announcement that he’s going to be a DAD with the REBOUND, knowing FULL WELL JOHN’S HEARTBROKEN EX WIFE IS PROBABLY STARING AT THE SCREEN glassy-eyed, yet raging inside.
*Fun fact: Munn met Mulaney at Seth’s 2103 wedding, where she flirted with him in front of his then-fiance, Anna Marie Tendler, who he went on to marry the next year.
That Munn is a barracuda. Case closed.
In other news, DWTS Season 30 has a fun cast, with the exception of that USC rowing champ.