Dirty Laundry

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 18: Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Harry attend at the annual Chelsea Flower show at Royal Hospital Chelsea on May 18, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Julian Simmonds - WPA Pool / Getty Images)

Oh the poor queen. She loses her husband of 73 years last week and when her wayward grandson, Harry, returns home for the funeral, her son and other grandson won’t meet with him alone. Harry is the Fredo of England. And it doesn’t look like it’s going to get any better.

Prince Harry to return to US without speaking to Charles one-on-one

Prince Harry will fly home to the US without having "one-on-one" chats with either his father or brother - because neither trust him enough to speak with him alone, sources told Page Six. The only tete-a-tete among Harry, Prince William and their dad, Prince Charles, was a three-way "clear-the-air talk" at Harry's UK home, Frogmore Cottage, following Prince Philip's funeral on Saturday, sources said.

And speaking of birthdays, we have a few today:

Hold me closer Tony Danza is 70

Joey Lawrence is 45

Charles Grodin is 86. Don’t sleep on Grodin. The sexual chemistry between him and Miss Piggy is palpable in “The Great Muppet Caper.”

And Andie McDowell is 63!