Dirty Laundry

UNSPECIFIED - UNSPECIFIED: In this handout image provided by Harpo Productions and released on March 5, 2021, Oprah Winfrey interviews Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on A CBS Primetime Special premiering on CBS on March 7, 2021. (Photo by Harpo Productions/Joe Pugliese via Getty Images)

Wow. The Royal Family sounds like a cross between NXIUM and “Succession.”

Kind of realizing why Edward and Diana got the hell out of there.

Couple of takeaways from the Harry/Meghan/Oprah interview:

What kind of monstrous institution takes security away from a baby?

It’s as if, by leaving that money to Harry, Diana knew he’d need to escape.

The word “trapped”. Harry knows his family is part of a royal cult and can’t leave. And he looks sad for them.

I don’t want to pit princess against princess, but that was serious shade Meghan threw at Kate right off the bat.

This whole “cutting him off financially” reminds me of the movie “Arthur”.

Watch the full interview here. It’s a doozy.