Dirty Laundry

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - FEBRUARY 14: Red roses are seen on display at 'Market Fresh Flowers' in The Rocks during Valentines Day on February 14, 2020 in Sydney, Australia. The 14th of February each year is the day on which people express their love for each other – sending cards, roses, chocolates, and gifts at times anonymously. (Photo by Lisa Maree Williams/Getty Images)

 

Well, well, well. That WAS the most dramatic rose ceremony ever.

Peter chose Hannah Ann, then dumped her. Then Madison said she still has feeling for Peter. So she and Peter are now dating. AND PETER’S MOM BARB WILL NOT HAVE IT:

Flyin' solo... no turbulence accepted. PERIOD.

23.1k Likes, 2,207 Comments - Hannah Ann Sluss (@hannahann) on Instagram: "Flyin' solo... no turbulence accepted. PERIOD."

A season filled with excitement, love and of course, drama! Thanks for watching #TheBachelor ????

124.5k Likes, 8,258 Comments - The Bachelor (@bachelorabc) on Instagram: "A season filled with excitement, love and of course, drama! Thanks for watching #TheBachelor ????"

Here’s a lovely little recap from Entertainment Weekly:

'The Bachelor' season finale recap: Peter gives out final rose, all Hell breaks loose

For women, the (old-fashioned, heteronormative) rule is, "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince." Increasingly, rose lovers, the rule for men on The Bachelor is this: You have to propose to the wrong woman before you wise up and choose the right one.