He’s cleaning up his personal suite at Gillette Stadium. He’s moved to a house in Greenwich, Conn. His contract is up in March.
PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGNS, PEOPLE: Tom Brady is breaking up with you.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: It’s like when you’re dating someone and they start asking for their t-shirts back. Or they start talking about studying abroad. Or MOVING TO A DIFFERENT STATE.
Grab your ice cream and tissues now. He’s literally doing everything but saying: “It me, not you.”
God help us all. Cardi B. wants to run for office:
Um, Pat Benatar WAS ROBBED: