He’s Breaking Up With You….and All of Us! Today’s Dirty Laundry
He’s cleaning up his personal suite at Gillette Stadium. He’s moved to a house in Greenwich, Conn. His contract is up in March. PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGNS, PEOPLE: Tom…
FOXBORO, MA – JANUARY 22: New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady talks to the media during a press conference to address the under inflation of footballs used in the AFC championship game at Gillette Stadium on January 22, 2015 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)
(Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)He's cleaning up his personal suite at Gillette Stadium. He's moved to a house in Greenwich, Conn. His contract is up in March.
PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGNS, PEOPLE: Tom Brady is breaking up with you.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: It's like when you're dating someone and they start asking for their t-shirts back. Or they start talking about studying abroad. Or MOVING TO A DIFFERENT STATE.
Grab your ice cream and tissues now. He's literally doing everything but saying: "It me, not you."
God help us all. Cardi B. wants to run for office:
Um, Pat Benatar WAS ROBBED:
