I’ve been dumped enough to know the signs that someone is breaking up with me. Which is why I have my eyes on Tom Brady. He’s selling his house. He’s getting older. He has no one to throw to. And now he gave up his local position with Best Buddies to become a “Global Ambassador.”
Brady is now free to move around the country.
Hello, people? This is CLASSIC. It’s equivalent to a guy asking for his favorite t-shirt back or talking about spending a semester abroad.
I SEE YOU TOM BRADY.
In other Dirty Laundry news:
Harvey Weinstein is a scumbag and he’s not even going to pay for it:
And speaking of scum, Survivor finally made it right and kicked this guy off the island, a first in Survivor history.