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11 Original Band Names We're Glad Didn't Stick

Tony Iommi:  A guitarist whose name is as iconic as his playing.  It's a good thing he didn't have to change it like Black Sabbath changed their name.

Some of rock's biggest bands had to go through several monikers until they found just the right one.  In honor of Iommi's birthday (February 19), here are eleven original band names we're glad didn't stick.

 

The Polka Tulk Blues Band (Black Sabbath)

Black Sabbath's original name came from the brand name of a talcum powder Ozzy Osbourne’s mother used.  Yeah…definitely not as dark as Black Sabbath.

Black Sabbath "Iron Man"

The original "Iron Man" music video

Rat Salad (Van Halen)

Awesome Black Sabbath song, but it’s not the best band name.  Plus, without the Van Halen band name, we wouldn’t have their classic band logo, which is easily one of the coolest logos to rock on a shirt ever.

Van Halen - "Unchained" (Official Music Video)

Watch the official music video for "Unchained" by Van Halen

 

Mookie Blaylock (Pearl Jam)

One of the best athlete names of all time?  Of course!  A great band name?  Not exactly.  Eddie Vedder once said the band that would become Pearl Jam were too busy writing music to come up with a band name.  We’re thankful for the great music, but we’re equally as thankful for the name change...even if there are some sticky rumors behind that name's origin, too.

Pearl Jam - Even Flow (Official Video)

Check out the official music video for "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam Best of Pearl Jam: https://goo.gl/BkNEZB Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/RfhrD2 Music video by Pearl Jam performing Even Flow. (C) 1991 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT #PearlJam #EvenFlow #Vevo #Rock #VevoOfficial

 

The New Yardbirds (Led Zeppelin)

Fact:  Nearly every “new” version of a previously well-respected brand is always crap.  (Ex: “New” Coke.)  Definitely thankful for this name change.

Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song (Live 1972) (Official Video)

You're watching the official video for 'Immigrant Song' by Led Zeppelin. This version of Immigrant Song serves as a wonderfully evocative bridge between the early, understated Zeppelin of the Albert Hall era and the full-blown grandeur their performances would assume throughout the rest of the seventies.

 

Rocket Baby Dolls (Muse)

One of the biggest bands in the world was once named after a Japanese porno movie.  Smart change, lads!

MUSE - Dig Down [Lyric Video]

Check out the lyric video for Muse's "Dig Down" now! Download or stream the song now: https://wbr.ec/muse_digdown Listen to the new album Simulation Theory now!

 

Screaming Abdabs (Pink Floyd)

“Screaming Abdabs” is apparently slang for “extreme anxiety or nervousness.”  We’re sure many record companies would’ve been nervous as to how to market a band with that name.

Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall (HQ)

HIT SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE CLASSIC VIDEOS Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall Lifted from "Pink Floyd The Wall" film, this video is actually comprised of two songs: "The Happiest Days Of Our Lives" and "Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2" This video became the official video of "Another Brick In The Wall Pt.

Sweet Children (Green Day)

It’s not like Sweet Children is a bad name; the problem lies within when the band members age.  Think about pop groups like New Kids on the Block or Backstreet Boys.  When you’re old enough to qualify for an AARP membership, a name that signifies youth is just silly.

Green Day: "Know Your Enemy" - [Official Video]

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Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Good lord! There are no words. Why? The Chili Peppers seemingly used all of them in that terrible attempt at a band name.

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication [Official Music Video]

Watch the music video for "Californication" now! Californication available here: http://smarturl.it/getrhcpcalifornica "Californication" is the Red Hot Chili Peppers' fourth single and sixth track from their 1999 seventh studio album, Californication.

Pud (Doobie Brothers)

Out of all slang terms for male genitalia, this one is definitely the least sexy and whimsical. Way to opt for a weed-based name!

Doobie Brothers - Listen To The Music * TopPop

Watch our great music videos ❯ https://goo.gl/feVLNN More TopPop? Subscribe here ❯ https://goo.gl/aICMxi More info on Wikipedia ❯ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TopPop Broadcast date: 1972-10-28 This is to let you know that the video recording of the video clip was originally recorded by AVROTROS Broadcasting.

 

Cans of Piss (R.E.M.)

For a moment, imagine “Shiny Happy People” by a band called Cans of Piss. Ugh...just awful!

R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People (Official Music Video)

"Shiny Happy People" from R.E.M.'s critically-acclaimed, 1991 album, "Out Of Time" To learn more, visit http://www.remhq.com.

 

 

Naked Toddler (Creed)

Saving the absolute worst for last.  Regardless of your feelings about Creed, imagine a song as poignant as “With Arms Wide Open” by a band named NAKED TODDLER!  Actually, never mind. Just don’t.

Creed - With Arms Wide Open

Music video by Creed performing With Arms Wide Open. (C) 2000 Wind-Up Entertainment, Inc.

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.