Dirty Laundry

The company that brought men Christmas decorations for their beards in 2014 is back with the “Beard Bouquet,” a set of nine clip-on red roses that are guaranteed not to “tug or pull. “Firebox is selling the kit for just $15, which is proving to be popular. Bustle says they’ve already sold out once, but thankfully have been restocked.

While wearing mini flowers in your beard might be an unusual way to say “I Love You,” it is way less messy than trying to hide chocolates in there.