LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 19: Pink attends the 2017 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 19, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

When I try to do two or three things at once, like, say, check email, make cookies for Lucy’s school class and get ready to go out, the fire alarm goes off.

Which usually doesn’t make me feel TOO bad, because multitasking is HARD.

Unless you are P!nk, who, last night on the American Music Awards, sang, danced, twirled upside down SUSPENDED FROM THE SIDE OF A HOTEL and NO ONE DIED.

I love P!nk so much it hurts, but she is making me feel really terrible about my inability to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Still, you MUST watch this. And to the haters – I know, I CANNOT BELIEVE there’s a person who would hate on my beloved P!nk – who say she should just sing and not hang upside down? YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE. Go watch an Britney Spears video and calm down.

Pink - Beautiful Trauma Live AMA'S 2017 [Full]

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