No joke: this is one RIVETING piece of journalism here.
Kids, pay attention: I officially have the attention span of a Fun-Dip-freebasing toddler at Chuck E. Cheese, yet I READ EVERY WORD.
It’s all the details. Like this gem:
“The dead raccoon was retrieved by Borch’s dad, who packed it into a Taste of the Wild dog food bag and handed it over to the Maine Warden Service.”
I will never see a Taste of the Wild dog food bag without being reminded of one woman’s struggle against nature while out for a jog in the woods.
Read it for yourself. It’s amazing: