Miley Cyrus is NOT high ANYMORE, no more soup for ANYONE, and I love TV, especially Bravo TV – surprised? – LBF
(Also, this is what my hair looks like when I completely give up. #sorrynotsorry #it’sbeenhot
Miley Cyrus has stopped licking everything and smoking weed. I didn’t like the wrecking ball Miley. I REALLY liked the Hannah Montana Miley. But I’m loving the pot-free, happy Miley most of all!
Why she quit smoking pot:
And here she is singing Google-translated songs:
Remember the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld? He filed for bankruptcy.
Netflix has more subscribers than cable TV!
Real Housewives Da-Ra-Ma… Teresa Giudice denies cheating on her jailed husband. I watch so much Bravo TV it’s ruining my brain, but I DO NOT CARE.
Rolling Stones muse, Anita Pallenberg, has died.
Bat Signal in LA tonight!