SMACKDOWN: Adele vs....Barry Manilow? - LBF

I'm putting myself out there, I know. But everyone thinks the reigning champion of "Songs That Will Make You Sob" is one Adele Adkins, Queen of the Land of Lost Loves and Romantic Regret. But I contend that while Adele is lovely - That sultry croon! The soaring crescendos! Those perfectly contoured cheekbones! - she,…