First Toys "R" Us and Now Jane Fonda?!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, funny moms and a birthday! -LBF

Jane Fonda, who is 80 years old, but doesn’t look a DAY over 50, says she is done dating and...ahem, that she is “closing up shop (down there).” Boy that must have been one fire sale!

Yahoo Entertainment on Twitter

Jane Fonda is done dating at 80: 'I've closed up shop down there' https://t.co/WEqflkttvl

When moms and twitter meet, well, it can get EMBARRASSING!

Sandy Rogen, Seth Rogen's mom, recently took to twitter to talk about yoga and whether to alert a women in front of her about her pants...

Sandy Rogen on Twitter

In yoga when you can see the very private parts of the woman in front of you through her pants , should you tell her? Maybe the person behind me can see the outline of my private parts. Dilemma.

Seth Rogen on Twitter

Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o

Seth Rogen on Twitter

MOM! https://t.co/dMuYwCV2wY

And finally, Happy Birthday Billy Joel!

BY THE NUMBERS: Billy Joel

UltimateClassicRock on Twitter

Happy 69th birthday to @BillyJoel! https://t.co/x8RvdSUNAp