Royal Wedding News! You're NOT Invited!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, with each new detail released about the Royal Wedding, I envy people who made the list more and more. Need a plus one, anyone? -LBF

Who was NOT invited to the Royal Wedding?

Victoria Murphy on Twitter

Kensington Palace says there will be no official guests at Harry and Meghan's wedding, which includes the Obamas, Donald Trump and the U.K. PM: "It has been decided that an official list of political leaders - both UK and international - is not required...

The Obamas and Trumps are on the no invite list!

TIME on Twitter

Here's who's not getting a royal wedding invite from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle https://t.co/hKr9ymDJrr

...it's a politician free event! Prince Harry is 5th in line to the throne and and can do what he wants!

George Clooney is corny!

https://twitter.com/pretareporter/status/983735697411575808

...it's weird for me. Loren thinks it's brilliant?!

Khloe Kardashian's baby daddy caught cheating!

TMZ on Twitter

Tristan Thompson was brazenly cheating on a pregnant Khloe Kardashian with not one but two women. #TMZ https://t.co/CZ2UUbexPd

...I feel bad for her 🙁