Same Love Story and Love for TEQUILA!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, my love story is just like George and Amal's! (Well, minus the celebrity and fortune and mansion in Italy.) But people knew we should get married before I did! -LBF

George Clooney dishes about Amal on David Letterman's new show, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction, and I love it! (He's kind of adorable. Remember when he said he'd never get married?)

The Moment George Clooney Met Amal | My Next Guest Needs No Introduction | Netflix

In this first look clip from My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman, George Clooney describes the moment he met Amal, without ever having to leave the house.

John Schneider's (best known for The Dukes of Hazzard) wife says he makes terrible movies and is behind on spousal support.

TMZ on Twitter

John Schneider's Wife Says His Financial Woes Due to Making Crappy TV Shows and Movies https://t.co/2payamcwLR

Olympians are DIRTY! A record 110,000 condoms will be given away, enough for 37 per athlete!

Daily Mail Online on Twitter

Record number of condoms will be distributed at this year's Winter Olympics https://t.co/OQO6R6s447