No Payout for Lauer? Really... THAT Was Even a Possiblity?!

In today's Dirty Laundry Report, Chris Pratt is not my boyfriend and the royal wedding cake is going to be BANANAS! -LBF

Jenny Slate and Chris Evans are back on! Yay!

The Cut on Twitter

You look like you could use some good news: Chris Evans and Jenny Slate are back together https://t.co/26hyh4Ybhf

Chris Pratt is not your boyfriend either, it's just a perv faking to be him on social media.

PERVY DUDE ALERT!!! (Not a joke) It's confirmed: somebody is trying to pretend to be me on Facebook (and maybe other social media platforms) apparently hitting on a lot of different female fans, trying to get their numbers and who knows what else. I'm not joking. Please know, I find this behavior reprehensible. If I find out who it is I'll have their account shut down and seriously would like to punch them right in the GD mouth. You hear that imposter!? Stop. My message to any fans who are contacted by someone claiming to be Chris Pratt: Look for the BLUE "VERIFIED" CHECKMARK next to the name. If there is no checkmark by my name that person is an imposter. I'm sorry. Tell your siblings. Educate our young ones. It's probably mostly kids who would fall for this. Makes me sick. It terrifies me to think someone could be hurt, their feelings or much worse, by this imposter/potential predator. I've had many, many people tell me about this. It's not an isolated incident. If anyone is in contact with this person block them immediately. If it's you doing it, I'm warning you. Stop right now or you [email protected] very unhappy with the outcome. Go find Jesus. ???? praying for you.

501.8k Likes, 5,652 Comments - chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Instagram: "PERVY DUDE ALERT!!! (Not a joke) It's confirmed: somebody is trying to pretend to be me on Facebook..."

James Levine, formerly of the BSO, has been accused of abusing a teenage boy.

The Boston Globe on Twitter

Former Boston Symphony Orchestra conductor James Levine is cited in sexual abuse allegation, report says. https://t.co/QJY4D8EsDN

P!nk is raising her children gender-neutral.

someecards on Twitter

Pink opens up about raising her child gender neutral and living a 'label free' lifestyle. https://t.co/6mtmMF2rZl

Beyonce changes her email address every week.

People on Twitter

Beyoncé Changes Her Email Address Weekly, Her 'Perfect' Duet Partner Ed Sheeran Reveals https://t.co/WxDTTqIBx1

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle want a banana wedding cake!

Food & Wine on Twitter

The sweet reason why Prince Harry and Meghan Markle want a banana wedding cake: https://t.co/6lnTnfDBae

Hearing NBC says no payout to Matt Lauer and his wife has moved out!

Twitter Moments on Twitter

Disgraced NBC host Matt Lauer might not get a multimillion-dollar parachute after his contract was terminated. https://t.co/H3DRjlJtuX