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My wife Heidi will appreciate this story. A new law in Switzerland says lobsters must now be STUNNED before boiled. I have an idea how-

Even though she loves EVERY crime show, she cannot witness lobster murder.

To be stunned before boiling, each lobster must listen to episode of MEN FROM MAINE.

Switzerland rules lobsters must be stunned before boiling

The Swiss government has ordered an end to the common culinary practice of throwing lobsters into boiling water while they are still alive, ruling that they must be knocked out before they are killed.